Comedic Undertone

I, Asahi, was just a filthy rich young master who died?

But why I am following the plotline of a third rate novel? Why is this Goddess named Cliche?

And wait, this doesn’t end there. I’m also getting this great system for fulfilling my fantasies.

Thus began my second life in a world filled with zombies?

Follow me as I conquer Milfs and Lolis through the great multiverse.

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Discord Link – https://discord.gg/ZPSdwwCXW9

Disclaimer – I do not own the cover or the characters used in this fiction.

You have all read about Self Inserts and their adventures. Some are good, some are bad. All of them are entertaining. What would happen if the person involved had a choice about who they could become? What would they do? Be good? Be Bad? Have more fun than anyone ever deserves?

Join me as we explore a brand new Gamer-like existence with The Protagonist System!
(all characters and likenesses are copyright their respective owners)

Warning: I will not apologize that this story is completely wish fulfillment. It’s a story and I’m going to have fun with it.

Warning: This fiction contains: Gore, Profanity, Sexual Content (18+ readers only!)

What if an old strategy game turned into a full blown smut? or worse, an amateur fiction ruined with isekai tropes? Well, come and check this abomination of a story, a long format shitpost that will fry your braincells!

Slade is reborn as a toilet slime, created for the purpose of satisfying the biological needs of an elderly Warlock, who struggles to maintain her hygiene in the underground dungeon she manages.

Sent right into the middle of enemy territory to dig a tunnel and unleash the cosmic wrath of the underworld upon the worshippers of Light normies, Slade will have to use his weirdly designed skill set in order to protect his master.

Town: Dungeon, Difficulty: Impossible, Starting bonus: Waifus

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NSFW chapters are labeled this way:
♥ = There’s a little explicit content
♥♥ = Half the chapter is lewd or just foreplay
♥♥♥ = Full hentai mode

Join the discord for Isekai Harem of Smut and Magic :
https://discord.gg/qaS5stMxsr

Short synopsis: A rock explores an apocalyptic world of magic and monsters as she kills things and has babies.

Discord: https://discord.gg/SRdW9T6UJu

Opal wakes up to a new life.
She fights and grows stronger, her thick skin keeping her unhurt in situations others would find lethal or at least troubling.
How will she approach this new life of enjoyable fighting and troublesome sexual situations?
Is she getting fat again? She probably ate too much delicious monster meat you say? She doesn’t eat and monster meat is gross.
Strange.

What to expect:
A light-hearted look at dark situations.
A system with leveling, skills and magic.
Lots of combat focusing on effects more than detail.
Povs showing different, varied perspectives.
Opal making lots of babies.

Content Warning:
It won’t let me include more than 25 tags so I picked the ones most relevant or important to the telling of the story.
This means many sexual tags were left out and due to the nature of the story you may want to know in advance some of the things planned for the story in the future.
Opal will be going a lot of places, meeting a lot of different types of people including evil bad guys who will add to her growing list of children.

Some of the planned events include but are not limited to:
Forced Marriages
Cheating
Rape
Incest
Possible NTR(Haven’t decided yet)
BDSM
Blackmail
Slavery

If I ever do upload a chapter with NTR content I will tag it at the start of the chapter.

What not to expect: Soul destroying in depth depictions of the heavier subjects even if they are present in the novel. Expect them to happen but not for them to break the protagonist or the reader. I want to make my novel fun to read. Probably.

[R-18 Explicit, 2nd person POV ]
The homeland of the minotaurs has been decimated. The once glorious Harpy Empire has fallen into chaos once more. Necromancers plague deserts and tundras. Even the bastion of civilization, Prillia, is buckling under the weight of social tensions, mass kidnappings, and dark magic incursions. Evil lurks beneath the surface, inciting chaos between factions to amass power both magical and political.

Who will save the innocent from the clutches of evil? Stop the nefarious plans of ne’er-do-well’s? Take advantage of the strangely skewed gender ratios? Have wild and intimate sex with everything that passes the Harkness test?

The lust demon with a blessed soul, Quinn, takes the stage and stumbles though evil plots in her effort to turn her pocket dimension house into a sexy pocket dimension home.
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Alternate Description:

Turns out, sitting the fence your entire life does not land you in limbo. Nope, you just get sent in a waiting room for what feels like forever, like some sort of eternal transitory space. If only there was a name for that.

Anyways, the forces of good and evil don’t like leaving chips on the table in the great cosmic poker game. So, they put people to the test. Unluckily for him, Quinn’s case is first overseen by the Big Bad himself. Quinn has his soul sent into a blender, turned into a horny demoness and sent into another world, beyond the influence of the forces of good and evil.

Who’d’ve thunk she’d take to it so easily? Join the sexy Lust Demon as she builds up a lewd civilization with her demonic spawn in the strange, magical world of Avalon.
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❤️ = ecchi | ❤️❤️ = smut | ❤️❤️❤️ = Intense smut with warnings

Lore crafted specifically to appeal to all sorts of kinks, including (but not limited to) breeding, futanari, tentacles, BDSM, incest, body modification, corruption…fetishy smut is marked for your consideration!

WARNING: Literally blasphemous, mature, fetishy. Enjoy ~

Today, in the middle of the Nebraska sand hills is a motel built to please and appease the tentacle beasts who want to destroy the world. Right after they are done having sex with us.

Isabella Adora, a woman in her late 20s who worked as a file clerk, dreams of leaving the tedium of her life.
When she gets fired from her office job, she comes home to get in a big fight with her boyfriend, Jacob. She packs her bags and attempts to drive home on the other side of the United States. She gets lost Halfway there, nearly running out of gas In the middle of Nebraska. A helpful gas station attendant tells her about the ranch.

She decides it beats sleeping in her car and rents a room. While getting something to eat at the motel bar, she has to pee and ends up in a glory hole for non-human life.

She now finds her self on the front line of keeping humanity safe, one encounter at a time. This is her story and the story of all those who stay at The Ranch.

https://ko-fi.com/trooper1881

I had talked about starting a Discord, and now I have!
https://discord.gg/Q7XxZbjgHe

She’s a Cat. She’s a Girl. And she’s going to evolve.

Yona wasn’t always a cat, but she is now, and she’s living her best cat life. No silly “Quests” or “Systems” are going to get in her way!

…Until they do. Unfortunately, time waits for no man, and it certainly waits for no cat, and Yona finds that out the hard way. Now, stranded alone on an island surrounded by monsters, she needs to fight for her life to survive and return to the mainland!

…Or just pig out and nap and sometimes slap some fish people around. Either works. But there’s one thing she’s not going to do: swim. And that makes escaping the island a bit more of a challenge than it needs to be.

Meanwhile, the gods are brewing up… something. As gods tend to do.

What to expect:
– The MC is a cat, both in body and mind
– Gluttony powers done right
– The only romance is Yona X Fish (can’t get enough fish)
– A System that is sassy only in self defense
– Numbers go up (a lot)
– Somewhat unhinged MC