Isekai

I died. Heaven’s automated system tried to process my soul.

I refused.

The system couldn’t handle the contradiction. It broke, rebuilt me as something wrong, and ejected me into another world before it could fix its mistake.

Now I’m learning to serve tea while managing the minor complications of being an apex predator who feeds on life essence, processes emotions in alien and fundamentally broken ways, and accidentally creates absolutely loyal servants through corruption seeds.

I saved a slave and took him as my master. My relationship with him? It’s not servitude. It’s obsessive devotion that doesn’t follow human logic. He’s stuck with me, even when my actions horrify him.

My master built a maid café to hide me. It worked too well. Now we have twin fox-spirits as family—our bonding involved obliterating hundreds of thousands because someone was rude to my master. Appropriate response, I thought. We have staff bound by seeds that grant immortality and absolute loyalty. We have a border town operation that runs on systematic death and genuine care intertwined impossibly.

I’m OP, cold, and casually commit what humans call atrocities without noticing. My emotions aren’t absent—they’re just eldritch. Inhuman. I fight dragons to protect my coca-cola supply and cry when I drink it. The genocide that happened during all this barely registered. Neither makes sense to me. Why is one acceptable and the other horror?

The body count is significant. The methods are brutal. The loyalty is absolute—magical binding that makes “choice” complicated. But the found family is genuine, and I’m learning what it means to care through stolen emotions and discovered tastes.

This world runs on functional corruption where money matters more than mortality. I’m a monster learning to serve tea while engineering apocalypses. The pastries are excellent.

Welcome to the maid café at the end of the desert. Where service is absolute, consequences are severe, and somehow love still grows in the spaces between atrocities.

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Substantial backlog available (150+ chapters completed).

Content warnings: Extreme violence, mass casualty events, slavery and consent issues, body horror, psychological manipulation, morally complex protagonists. This is dark fantasy with genuine emotional core—not grimdark, not cozy, something between.

196,000 words posted and counting!

As the Vozoran Empire prepares to conquer the last few independent kingdoms left on the continent, Jack is reincarnated as the savior of refugees escaping a pogrom.

After his own arrogance ruined his life, the blacklisted and depressed “Jack” escapes into strategy games, turning around hopeless starts… until he is reincarnated into one.

An engineering and history nerd, he knows how to build a civilization. But can he actually do it when his new people are living in tents, at the brink of starvation and threatened by marauding bandits? Or will his own cockiness and distrust of people doom them all?

Meanwhile, just across the border, a young Princess searches for a way to protect her realm as an ever expanding Empire, bent on conquering the whole continent, creeps closer. When their paths cross, they must find a way to stand together against a behemoth.

If you enjoy the problem-solving grit of The Martian and the world-building depth of Release That Witch, you’ll love A Modern Mind in Medieval Times.

Expect:
• Civilization from scratch → City building → Kingdom building
• A pragmatic, cunning protagonist who wins through strategy and isn’t overly humble.
• Real science and engineering that leads to cool weapons and realpolitik in an evolving narrative.
• A romance that shapes the fate of kingdoms. Realistic poly relationship, not a harem full of faceless girls.
• The ultimate clash: Technology and Progress vs. Tradition and Magic

New chapters every Tuesday and Thursday 6:06 AM PST / 9:06 AM EST.

So, let me get this straight, I die not knowing how, get reborn as a mythical bird, my parents are dragons and this levelling system is crap.
If that isn’t bad enough, I’m also terrified of flying.
I’m never going to get used to this, am I?

—Slight summary of each volume—
Volume 1: Developing & growing up
Volume 2: Romance & vengeance
Volume 3: Home life & invasions
Volume 4: Aftermath & exploration
Volume 5: Soulmates & hunting
Volume 6: Heavenly & …

She’s a Cat. She’s a Girl. And she’s going to evolve.

Yona wasn’t always a cat, but she is now, and she’s living her best cat life. No silly “Quests” or “Systems” are going to get in her way!

…Until they do. Unfortunately, time waits for no man, and it certainly waits for no cat, and Yona finds that out the hard way. Now, stranded alone on an island surrounded by monsters, she needs to fight for her life to survive and return to the mainland!

…Or just pig out and nap and sometimes slap some fish people around. Either works. But there’s one thing she’s not going to do: swim. And that makes escaping the island a bit more of a challenge than it needs to be.

Meanwhile, the gods are brewing up… something. As gods tend to do.

What to expect:
– The MC is a cat, both in body and mind
– Gluttony powers done right
– The only romance is Yona X Fish (can’t get enough fish)
– A System that is sassy only in self defense
– Numbers go up (a lot)
– Somewhat unhinged MC