Comedy

[Ding! You’ve gained 1 million views! The city’s most beloved heroine has fallen for your mysterious charms!]
[Miss Mercury is obsessed with your streams. She’s on her way to meet you!]
[Heroic factions are closing in on your location, but the Mindbender Heroine is aiding your escape!]
[Ding! 10,000 views! You’ve gained 5,000 Credits and unlocked Stealth Mode (Tier 1)]
[Ding! 1 million views! Rope Girl has noticed your mysterious charm and can’t get you out of her mind!]
[Ding! You’ve saved the city’s lower districts while taking down three corporate-backed heroes. Lady Fortress is secretly watching your stream, intrigued.]

In Metro City, where huge corporations and flashy superheroes rule the skyline, everyday people are just bystanders in the ongoing battles between heroes and villains.
At the center of this chaotic city is Scott McQueen, an average guy with one big dream: becoming a cool, shadowy antihero.
Scott fantasizes about scaring off criminals while serving justice from the shadows.
But there’s a catch—this world is full of flashy, attention-grabbing superheroes who hog all the spotlight.
One night, everything changes for Scott. He stumbles upon the Harem Streamer System, a strange, almost-living program that offers him a shot at fame.
With this system, Scott can live-stream his nightly antihero activities, gaining views and donations from fans all over the world.
The catch? The more viewers he gets, the more heroines fall for him. Plus, with the growing fanbase, he earns rewards like money and powerful gear, boosting his chances of becoming the hero he’s always wanted to be!

“Bahaha! The whole world is going to bow to me very soon!”

He’s not only wanted by the Hero Agency.
He’s not only wanted by mega-corporations.
He’s not only wanted by enemies he’s destroyed.
He’s also wanted by superheroines!

Endo Maou is your everyday generic loser who masturbates and watches porn all day, well one day, he finds a new porn site that grants him an exclusive Sex System. Now, with the help of the Sex System, he can gain all the women, money, and strength he wants, but first, he’ll have to get his ‘head wet’.
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Extra Tags: Bondage, Anal, Rape, Sleeping, Threesome, Pregnant, Deepthroat, Paizuri, Incest, Slaves(?)
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Just to let you guys know, I’m just doing this smut novel for shits and giggles.
❤️ – Regular Sexual Content
? – Dark Sexual Content
? – Dark/Regular/Lesbian Sexual Content

Kenji Tanaka is a quiet second-year student at Toka Academy’s elite university-preparatory program — the kind of guy who flies under the radar. That changes when the school’s most beautiful and popular girls start seeking him out for “private tutoring.”

From confident kissing lessons in storage closets to stress-relief sessions with the Student Council President, Kenji becomes the secret “Underground Tutor.” With strict rules — no feelings, total secrecy, and the girls always in control — he navigates a no-dating academy full of charm, comedy, and growing temptation.

A light-hearted harem romance with ecchi elements, heartfelt moments, and plenty of laughs.

I died. Heaven’s automated system tried to process my soul.

I refused.

The system couldn’t handle the contradiction. It broke, rebuilt me as something wrong, and ejected me into another world before it could fix its mistake.

Now I’m learning to serve tea while managing the minor complications of being an apex predator who feeds on life essence, processes emotions in alien and fundamentally broken ways, and accidentally creates absolutely loyal servants through corruption seeds.

I saved a slave and took him as my master. My relationship with him? It’s not servitude. It’s obsessive devotion that doesn’t follow human logic. He’s stuck with me, even when my actions horrify him.

My master built a maid café to hide me. It worked too well. Now we have twin fox-spirits as family—our bonding involved obliterating hundreds of thousands because someone was rude to my master. Appropriate response, I thought. We have staff bound by seeds that grant immortality and absolute loyalty. We have a border town operation that runs on systematic death and genuine care intertwined impossibly.

I’m OP, cold, and casually commit what humans call atrocities without noticing. My emotions aren’t absent—they’re just eldritch. Inhuman. I fight dragons to protect my coca-cola supply and cry when I drink it. The genocide that happened during all this barely registered. Neither makes sense to me. Why is one acceptable and the other horror?

The body count is significant. The methods are brutal. The loyalty is absolute—magical binding that makes “choice” complicated. But the found family is genuine, and I’m learning what it means to care through stolen emotions and discovered tastes.

This world runs on functional corruption where money matters more than mortality. I’m a monster learning to serve tea while engineering apocalypses. The pastries are excellent.

Welcome to the maid café at the end of the desert. Where service is absolute, consequences are severe, and somehow love still grows in the spaces between atrocities.

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Substantial backlog available (150+ chapters completed).

Content warnings: Extreme violence, mass casualty events, slavery and consent issues, body horror, psychological manipulation, morally complex protagonists. This is dark fantasy with genuine emotional core—not grimdark, not cozy, something between.

So, let me get this straight, I die not knowing how, get reborn as a mythical bird, my parents are dragons and this levelling system is crap.
If that isn’t bad enough, I’m also terrified of flying.
I’m never going to get used to this, am I?

—Slight summary of each volume—
Volume 1: Developing & growing up
Volume 2: Romance & vengeance
Volume 3: Home life & invasions
Volume 4: Aftermath & exploration
Volume 5: Soulmates & hunting
Volume 6: Heavenly & …

She’s a Cat. She’s a Girl. And she’s going to evolve.

Yona wasn’t always a cat, but she is now, and she’s living her best cat life. No silly “Quests” or “Systems” are going to get in her way!

…Until they do. Unfortunately, time waits for no man, and it certainly waits for no cat, and Yona finds that out the hard way. Now, stranded alone on an island surrounded by monsters, she needs to fight for her life to survive and return to the mainland!

…Or just pig out and nap and sometimes slap some fish people around. Either works. But there’s one thing she’s not going to do: swim. And that makes escaping the island a bit more of a challenge than it needs to be.

Meanwhile, the gods are brewing up… something. As gods tend to do.

What to expect:
– The MC is a cat, both in body and mind
– Gluttony powers done right
– The only romance is Yona X Fish (can’t get enough fish)
– A System that is sassy only in self defense
– Numbers go up (a lot)
– Somewhat unhinged MC