Comedy

[Previous Title – One Piece: Hashirama’s Voyage]

Hashirama Senju, the God of Shinobi, the Wood Deity, was a legend in the Naruto World. But what if with that exact limitless power on his fingertips, an average man with questionable past is born in the world of Pirates and Marines.

An odd combo in hindsight, but a fun one in practice.

With his Bloodline Power far beyond any Devil-Fruit, reviving the Senju Clan, and finding the One Piece – both can be done without any issue. Right?

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Author Note: The Senju Clan exists in this story, coming from Wano, and Chakra is their bloodline power. So yes, this has some AU elements due to the merge of this and chat; while keeping One Piece Lore mostly the same.

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Today, in the middle of the Nebraska sand hills is a motel built to please and appease the tentacle beasts who want to destroy the world. Right after they are done having sex with us.

Isabella Adora, a woman in her late 20s who worked as a file clerk, dreams of leaving the tedium of her life.
When she gets fired from her office job, she comes home to get in a big fight with her boyfriend, Jacob. She packs her bags and attempts to drive home on the other side of the United States. She gets lost Halfway there, nearly running out of gas In the middle of Nebraska. A helpful gas station attendant tells her about the ranch.

She decides it beats sleeping in her car and rents a room. While getting something to eat at the motel bar, she has to pee and ends up in a glory hole for non-human life.

She now finds her self on the front line of keeping humanity safe, one encounter at a time. This is her story and the story of all those who stay at The Ranch.

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What would happen if a man from OUR earth woke up in an alternate earth. On an earth where it looked and feels the same, but with its own unique and interesting twist. That encouraged almost everything and anything. A world of possibility and unbridled desires….

An alternate earth that mirrors earth in every aspect, BUT with its own uniqueness, a world where the entertainment industry flourished and embraced, but majorly flawed. A world where taboos and sexual restrictions were free and normalized…

Follow Sael Hardcox, a man from our time, arrived at this new, fascinating and free earth. Now with the chance to become the biggest name in entertainment industry and also taste the flavors of unbridled lust and fulfillment…

Update Every Saturday & Sunday.

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A/N : This novel contained Matured content and taboo theme, like MILF, Incest, Harem, Smut… Got to warn everyone, if this is not due to your liking, avoid it, don’t read it, avoid it at all cost.
Also, this is kinda a bit of a medium pace story. The horny stuff, would not be on your face from chapter one, I write it with a mix of story/plot and horniness. Kinda going for the same level of K-Smut Novel kinda vibes… don’t know if I got there…

My Hero’s Journey didn’t kick off with a dream of justice, but with a pair of thighs. Twenty-meter-tall ones, belonging to the hero Mt. Lady, no less.

Everyone knew me as Izuku Midoriya. The kid with a useless Quirk, ‘Trainer’—only good for teaching poodles tricks. In a world of explosions and superhuman strength, I was a punchline. A Deku.

But punchlines don’t get into U.A., and they certainly don’t land internships with giant goddesses. To hit my target, I needed a miracle.

My name is Izuku Midoriya, and they say to be a hero you need a big heart. Girls with big chests have big hearts, so I’m definitely on the right path.”

[Author’s Note]

What you’ll find:
Harem.
Explicit Content (R-18).
A central taboo relationship (incest).
(Warning: Reader discretion is advised).
Zero-Tolerance Policy:
NO NTR! There is no sharing here.

IMPORTANT: I haven’t watched BNHA in years, so don’t blame me if the plot doesn’t line up. You’ve been warned.

Disclaimer: I do not own My Hero Academia, Mushoku Tensei, or any of their characters, settings, or related intellectual properties. All rights belong to their respective creators, Kohei Horikoshi and Rifujin na Magonote, as well as their publishers and affiliates. This fanfiction is a non-profit work created solely for entertainment purposes.

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A young man with a questionable job dies, eaten by a shark. To his surprise, afterlife was a spinning roulette that decided his next world and powers, with an annoyed Goddess supervising the process.

The Gamer System welcomes him with open arms, and he shivers in the endless potential it holds. If used right, he knew The Gamer could step beyond even Godhood. Beyond God.

Out of desperation, that was exactly what his goal became. The Goddess was a snitch, and now she and her fellow Gods wanted him dead. What, and why?

In the end, [Soul 799], soon to be renamed as [Neji Hado], becomes a Cursed Soul.

I have a brother who’s a bonafide Otaku. One time, he introduced me to this game called ‘Spirit Infinite’. An Eroge bishoujo game is particularly popular among young lads. Its popularity stems from 15 beautiful heroines.

The game’s story revolves around the protagonist named Shin Morino, an idealist of justice and peace. On top of that, a cheat protagonist whose main goal is to stop the world’s destruction, but while at it, conquer girls along the way.

Then I, Fukushima Aki, a young adult who died at the age of 19 from a terminal illness. Living in the hospital, nearly my entire teenage life, shackled unto my bed, but that all changed when I died. I was granted a second chance to live a new life. However, that second chance was to live in the world of Spirit Infinite, the same game that my brother introduced to me.

What’s more, I’m not even the protagonist but a nobody… With a handsome face? Who am I?

Nonetheless, with this second chance, I will live my life to the fullest!

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Notes: Not really modern, it’s a mix of medieval and modern with some technology elements.

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DISCLAIMER
Work of fiction. All the names, places, and events are all purely based on the author’s imagination. Any resemblance to an actual person or events is purely coincidental.

Short synopsis: A rock explores an apocalyptic world of magic and monsters as she kills things and has babies.

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Opal wakes up to a new life.
She fights and grows stronger, her thick skin keeping her unhurt in situations others would find lethal or at least troubling.
How will she approach this new life of enjoyable fighting and troublesome sexual situations?
Is she getting fat again? She probably ate too much delicious monster meat you say? She doesn’t eat and monster meat is gross.
Strange.

What to expect:
A light-hearted look at dark situations.
A system with leveling, skills and magic.
Lots of combat focusing on effects more than detail.
Povs showing different, varied perspectives.
Opal making lots of babies.

Content Warning:
It won’t let me include more than 25 tags so I picked the ones most relevant or important to the telling of the story.
This means many sexual tags were left out and due to the nature of the story you may want to know in advance some of the things planned for the story in the future.
Opal will be going a lot of places, meeting a lot of different types of people including evil bad guys who will add to her growing list of children.

Some of the planned events include but are not limited to:
Forced Marriages
Cheating
Rape
Incest
Possible NTR(Haven’t decided yet)
BDSM
Blackmail
Slavery

If I ever do upload a chapter with NTR content I will tag it at the start of the chapter.

What not to expect: Soul destroying in depth depictions of the heavier subjects even if they are present in the novel. Expect them to happen but not for them to break the protagonist or the reader. I want to make my novel fun to read. Probably.

Jake was dead because of a humiliating mistake by god. So of course he demands to be reincarnated with awesome cheats but instead he gets just same boring world.

‘Well, whatever at least I will try to be something better this time, with all my memories still intact !’

But wait a minute why does everyone show extra attraction towards him? I get it that this body is handsome but begging to be impregnated by me ? Isn’t that too much !??

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Newby writer here so, I apologize in advance for all the grammar mistakes I am going to make. Kommene sai?. Don’t take the story too seriously, it’s just smut. It’s going to be a wish fulfillment and a slice of life thing with lots of sex. I don’t really like unnecessary drama so, plot will have fun everyday stuff and happy stuff mixed with occasional netory and wives stealing with little cuckolding but all in good light. My main focus sex and the build up to sex, to be honest more of a build up guy though…..

Hikaru is a common salary man who is model Japanese husband. One day when he is sleeping in train, returning from work an accident happens. And he is transmigrated in a shota body in another world. Buying an almost overpowered skill, he decides that it’s enough of being all goody two shoes. So now he is going to fuck anyone and anything he wants and not even an anal prohibiting religion or hairy pussy can stop him.
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Amature writer so please ignore my grammar.
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I am Succubus or “When I refused to have sex with a succubus, she turned me into one!”

Saeko Ito has only really wanted one thing in his life— to be treated as the boy he is. Unfortunately his friends, club, and even his own sister teases him and treats him differently because of his effeminate features.

One day, his life is flipped on its head when a succubus named Mio not only transforms him into a girl, but into a succubus! All because he couldn’t find it in him to “man-up” and have sex with her.

Now he, or rather SHE, must navigate her new life as the opposite gender and find a way to transform back. But as her succubus powers manifest, so too, does her succubus aura which subconsciously attracts people to her. To make matters worse, Saeko’s hunger grows with each passing day as her thirst for sexual energy begins to take over.

*All characters depicted in sexual encounters are of legal age.

I am Succubus! In collaboration with Tamaya Kagiya, https://twitter.com/tamayakagiya8 is a web novel adaptation of the visual novel of the same name. Cover art by Himexin, https://twitter.com/ssrhime

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Blurb:

Owen is a streamer who is suddenly saddled with a massive debt. He has to find a way to pay it off by doing OnlyStar with Clara, a married MILF who lives under the same roof. Fortunately, one day he receives the power of a ‘Choice System’!

Prologue:

In a parallel 2020, the world no longer spins on its usual axis. Since the great invasion ten years ago, the power of gods and demons from another dimension has left its mark on the human world like a giant scar. People have learned to adapt to a “New Normal” filled with both danger and strange opportunities. Things called “Dimensional Gates”,”Monsters” and “Awakened” have appeared in this modern world, becoming commonplace. And in this changed world,

Owen Marlowe, a 25-year-old man, is struggling to survive as a streamer to pay off a massive debt of over 1 million dollars, a debt his friend created.

But amidst the misfortune, there is a silver lining. He receives a mysterious power that allows him to see “choices” in various situations, like a game screen appearing before him. This power of the

Choice System will not only guide him through unexpected challenges in a world full of threats from other dimensions but will also lead him down the complicated path of personal relationships, especially with Clara, his seductive housemate, whom he is helping to create content on the OnlyStar platform a pornographic media site that helps girls post “that kind of content” to earn a lot of money.

And in this real-life game with no restart button, Owen must decide which path to take to pay off his debt, survive the threats of gods and demons, and confront his own hidden desires. Amidst the escalating tension of a worsening situation, how will he use this power of choice to shape his own destiny and the destinies of those he loves?

Author’s Note:

Hello, everyone! I’d like to take this opportunity to clarify the vision and direction for “The Streamer’s Choice” so that we’re all on the same page.

Although the story begins with a Slice-of-life / Romance plot centered on the relationship between Owen and Clara, the true core concept of this novel is the “Dimension Gate.”

The “Dimension Gate” in this story will act as a bridge, taking Owen and other characters on adventures into various worlds with completely different genres. Therefore, please be aware that this is a “multi-genre fusion” novel.

You can definitely expect to see plots from fantasy, parasitic horror, dark fantasy, wuxia (martial arts fantasy), and even genres inspired by games like Elden Ring in the future!

I hope you’ll all be excited to join Owen on this unpredictable journey!

Disclaimer: This novel is inspired by several dating sims and adult games that the author personally enjoys. Therefore, some plot structures may seem familiar to those games, but the world setting, characters, plot progression, and the majority of the story are the author’s own original creation.

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I died. Heaven’s automated system tried to process my soul.

I refused.

The system couldn’t handle the contradiction. It broke, rebuilt me as something wrong, and ejected me into another world before it could fix its mistake.

Now I’m learning to serve tea while managing the minor complications of being an apex predator who feeds on life essence, processes emotions in alien and fundamentally broken ways, and accidentally creates absolutely loyal servants through corruption seeds.

I saved a slave and took him as my master. My relationship with him? It’s not servitude. It’s obsessive devotion that doesn’t follow human logic. He’s stuck with me, even when my actions horrify him.

My master built a maid café to hide me. It worked too well. Now we have twin fox-spirits as family—our bonding involved obliterating hundreds of thousands because someone was rude to my master. Appropriate response, I thought. We have staff bound by seeds that grant immortality and absolute loyalty. We have a border town operation that runs on systematic death and genuine care intertwined impossibly.

I’m OP, cold, and casually commit what humans call atrocities without noticing. My emotions aren’t absent—they’re just eldritch. Inhuman. I fight dragons to protect my coca-cola supply and cry when I drink it. The genocide that happened during all this barely registered. Neither makes sense to me. Why is one acceptable and the other horror?

The body count is significant. The methods are brutal. The loyalty is absolute—magical binding that makes “choice” complicated. But the found family is genuine, and I’m learning what it means to care through stolen emotions and discovered tastes.

This world runs on functional corruption where money matters more than mortality. I’m a monster learning to serve tea while engineering apocalypses. The pastries are excellent.

Welcome to the maid café at the end of the desert. Where service is absolute, consequences are severe, and somehow love still grows in the spaces between atrocities.

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Substantial backlog available (150+ chapters completed).

Content warnings: Extreme violence, mass casualty events, slavery and consent issues, body horror, psychological manipulation, morally complex protagonists. This is dark fantasy with genuine emotional core—not grimdark, not cozy, something between.

One lonely ostracized orphan dreams of being recognized and of becoming Hokage.
What do you mean it’s not Uzumaki Naruto?

Mc has been reincarnated with no cheat so to say and has to live as a useless man for 10 years but then he gets his so called cheat. The strongest system ever created will help him become the strongest but then something goes wrong with the system. The strongest system is now bugged and is now ultimately the strongest ever.

Ex: unlimited coins/ everything is one coin in system store

-become you’re own god = 1 coin

This will be my first time writing ever and would like to let you know this will be a multiverse, harem, +18 novel. Also comment any new cheats you would like me to add to the system throughout the story. Also do not hold back on correcting me.

Also every anime, novel, movie, etc used in this story are not mine and all deserve there own looks and their rights are not mine. I will make one entire chapter to suggest every single one.

I never imagined my life would take such an unexpected turn. I always saw myself as an ordinary, discreet, and predictable person. A college student majoring in economics, heir to a large company, trapped in a monotonous routine and the feeling that my future was already mapped out, with nothing that truly made me special.

Everything begins when I start helping a few women at college and end up becoming emotionally and sexually involved with them. What starts as simple support quickly turns into intense relationships, filled with desire, excess, and risky choices, pulling me into a world I never imagined I would be part of.

While I continue to see myself as just an ordinary guy trying to deal with situations that have spiraled out of control, the people around me seem to see something very different in me.

Warning: This fiction contains: Gore, Profanity, Sexual Content (18+ readers only!)

What if an old strategy game turned into a full blown smut? or worse, an amateur fiction ruined with isekai tropes? Well, come and check this abomination of a story, a long format shitpost that will fry your braincells!

Slade is reborn as a toilet slime, created for the purpose of satisfying the biological needs of an elderly Warlock, who struggles to maintain her hygiene in the underground dungeon she manages.

Sent right into the middle of enemy territory to dig a tunnel and unleash the cosmic wrath of the underworld upon the worshippers of Light normies, Slade will have to use his weirdly designed skill set in order to protect his master.

Town: Dungeon, Difficulty: Impossible, Starting bonus: Waifus

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NSFW chapters are labeled this way:
♥ = There’s a little explicit content
♥♥ = Half the chapter is lewd or just foreplay
♥♥♥ = Full hentai mode

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