“You’re the … Girl Who Was Afraid of the Camera!”
“Um…no. Definitely not.”
Jade took a big gulp of her drink. “Hmmm…how about the Girl Who Always Vacuums After Sex?”
“What? No. Why would anyone even do that?”
“No idea. It was just something one girl did, I guess.” Jade drank again.
“That’s … weird.”
“For sure. How about the Girl Who Liked Her Feet Too Much?”
Mirnda made a funny face and shook her head. “No. Karan’s had some weird chicks, apparently.”
Jade pondered for a bit as she drank. “The Girl Who Likes to Get Bit?”
Mirnda shook her head as Jade took her penalty.
“The Girl with the Ex who was a Furry?”
“Oh god, no.”
“The Girl Who Liked to be Tied Up.”
Mirnda paused. “Well, I don’t think so. We did it once or twice, maybe, but it wasn’t like a big kink or anything.”
“Oh, well, that wasn’t you then, because when Karan talks about this girl, it’s like she couldn’t get off if she wasn’t restrained.”
“Oh yeah, no, that’s not me at all. I don’t have any requirements like that at all.”
Jade smiled triumphantly. “You’re the Girl Who Prefers to Cyber.”
Mirnda shook her head. Jade frowned as she drank and said “Damn. I thought that was it.”
“Nope, I’m an in-person kind of girl.”
“The Girl Who Ate Chips in Bed.”
A pause on Mirnda’s part. “Is that a euphemism?”
“To the best of my knowledge, no.”
Mirnda shook her head. “Not me, then.”
“The Girl Who Wanted to be Gang Banged?”
Mirnda thought for a second. “No. Not really, I don’t think.”
Jade smiled as she drank. “So, you’ve thought about it, though?”
“Well, yeah, of course. But who hasn’t at some point?”
“The Girl with All the Sex Toys?”
Mirnda thought. “I had my share, but I don’t think anyone would consider it an overwhelming number. And Karan and I didn’t play with them a lot.”
Jade drank again and paused, deep in thought. “You don’t strike me as the type, but maybe you are The Girl Who Liked Doing it in Public?”
“Oh, no, that’s not me.” Jade smiled and drank while Mirnda continued. “Well, I mean, I’m not a prude or anything, but I don’t particularly fantasize about doing it in public. In front of specific people who are into that, maybe, but not the general public. The fear of getting arrested is not a turn on for me.”
Jade nodded approvingly and finished the last drink from her glass. She paused while she emptied most of the rest of the contents into her glass. There was very little left, so she emptied the rest into Mirnda’s glass and held up the empty pitcher.
“Should I make another?”
“Oh, I don’t know, I’ll need to drive home before too terribly long.”
Jade snickered a bit. “Oh, please. Karan’ll be home any minute, and then you guys will spend the next three hours fucking, and when you finally end up wobbling out the door, it won’t be because you’re drunk.”
Mirnda again blushed. She wanted to stammer out a denial, but she knew better. “Well, in that case, I guess we’d better have another.”
